RT @ConanOBrien: They just found some of my old monologues at the bottom of Lake Mead. 1 month ago
RT @dog_rates: This is Bam Bam. He was a little scared on his first plane ride. Felt a lot better after getting a hug from the flight atten… 3 months ago
I butt tweeted gibberish to a random person just now and even hit send somehow. Amazing. 4 months ago
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