Dragon*Con redux part I: My Con history

Star Trek Experience  

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The wonderful magical microsociety of Dragon*Con, contained entirely within the mazelike confines of three connected hotels and one satellite a few blocks away, is something I think everyone should experience once. Do it, if only to get in touch with your inner geek and your secret furry. Everyone has one lurking inside, I like to think. There has to be a part of you that yearns to don a cape and prance around as if you were faster than a speeding bullet and able to leap freight trains in a single bound. If you don’t, you’re probably not much fun to be around anyway.

I remember being an outsider who had never been to a Con save for a couple Star Trek conventions when I was a preteen. It was all for research I was doing for a class, mind you. I remember stuffing myself into the circa-1970s orange bleachers inside the Phoenix Veterans Memorial Coliseum so I could listen to Garrett Wang from Star Trek: Voyager, and John DeLancey, who played Q in Star Trek: The Next Generation. I found both actors’ schpiels to be engaging and expected such from all cons afterward.

I also had high expectations from having seen “Star Trek: The Experience” at the Las Vegas Hilton hotel, long before the forces of economy and practicality took away one of these old holdovers from Sin City’s drunken flirtations with family-friendliness, whimsy and imagination.

Having long ago left my preteen years in another galaxy, seeing these geeks (an affectionate term) standing on the train platform took me back to those geeky days of my youth when I used to thumb through an encyclopedia of information about “Star Trek: The Next Generation.” There was a time when I could describe the plot of every episode in great detail and tell you all about the various quirks and life stories of each character. I don’t know what happened to that part of me, but I don’t have it anymore and I kind of want it back. Looking at these current-day con lovers made me wish I was one of them. Not to mention that marveling at powerful superheroes’ ordinary means of transit made me laugh. Hard.

Another thing that’s important to consider is that Labor Day weekend is a busy one in Atlanta, and it’s a time when you might find yourself with a decked-out football fanatic on one side and a storm trooper on the other. One year I passed the time on my 45-minute trip intown by making interesting conversation with a chatty pirate’s wench. She had a lot to say about piracy and about life in general. I wished I’d had the gumption to capture that moment on film.

At some point, I’d seen enough of this fantastic tomfoolery and decided I had to be part of it. I decided to give it a shot. The journey began by standing in line for about an hour to buy tickets onsite. Lucky me, I could by a second year’s membership to Dragon*Con for just $10 more (or some ridiculous sum like that). So I did, and by that point, I was locked in for two years of this wonderful nonsense.

My first year at Dragon*Con, I approached the scene with a lot of trepidation. I went by myself into the wild and wooly crowd, armed with a camera and the excuse that I was just a journalist passing through. I told myself, “This year I’m just documenting a scene.” I opted to remain a detached observer of the absurdity around me.

My second year was the best. I had a plan. I even brought an iReport kit with me and interviewed people. With the help of coworkers and friends, I saw quite a bit of things and had lots of fun. Not to mention, I took way too many pictures. Afterward, I made my television debut talking about the event with a viking hat on.

My third year’s expedition to Dragon*Con was predated by an exhausting run through San Diego Comic-Con, which is a totally different animal and yet much the same. The focus is on comics primarily and it’s about twice as big, but not necessarily as cool or fun. I think at some point I just got a little tired. I realized that the Con experience has its limits. I look forward to it, and at the same time, I know that I will be fatigued and frustrated by it.

I’ll want to kick myself, but I’ll go to another con, and I’ll enjoy it. That’s the way it goes. After all the lines and crowds and odoriffic science fiction costumes around you, the memories are what remain.

It’s a unique thing, something you can’t really get anywhere else, and a surreal exploration of that part of us that still likes to dress up and pretend to be someone else. I hope that we can all dig deep and find it within ourselves, even if we wouldn’t be caught dead in Spandex.

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What I’m working on programmingwise

You might hear me talking about “my sequel” and other things. No, I’m not working on yet ANOTHER sequel to Harry & Kumar go to White Castle. So relax. What I’m talking about is MySQL, an open-source database Thingy that I am toying with. It is something that comes with the territory of my GoDaddy hosting account, so I thought I’d play with it. This entails learning the PHP scripting language to access it and manipulate it via the outside world and the Internetwebs, and in turn includes stirring in many other technologies. Bundled together, they are referred to as Ajax. Javascript, XML, and more.

Isn’t it geeky?

The screencaps above show you the program I’m working on. Simple stuff. Add a record, display it. The cool thing is this is pretty much how other software, such as WordPress, etc., works at its core. You make a new record in a database every time you plug in a blog entry, such as I’m about to do now.

My dream, my goal, only not quite, is to devise (on my own and by Frankensteining a number of techniques) a streamlined interface for information sharing that I can play with. I haven’t yet figured out what it will be, but I hope it’s something that I can employ to automate certain tasks, as well as use at home and in my personal life to display information simply and elegantly. I don’t know how far I’ll get on this project, but it’s a fun way to learn, regardless.

Bleed American

So where have I been all my life? Or at least this past week or so. That’s a good question. The answer is I’m currently ready to start sleeping off a long week. See, it’s Labor Day week and that means … you know what that means. So recent highlights include:

• Working some heavy hours due to reduced holiday staffing and a desire to keep things at a reasonably productive level
• Celebrating the contributions of the Working Man to the United States of America over Labor Day weekend by
  • A. Working (To be honest, everything is either closed or crowded, so I don’t mind working on this kind of holiday.)
  • B. Checking out the Dragon*Con (sci-fi/fantasy/anime/Star Trek/everything convention).
• Riding the train home from work on Sunday and meeting a guy covered in fake blood holding a sign that says “free hugs”
• Watching that guy and another guy not only engage in physical contact of the friendly-male sort, but also eat some of the bloodstuff
• Finding out that the blood has a strawberry-mint essence
• Getting “evil energy” drinks for free
• Waiting in line
• Fighting my way through crowds
• Eating tasty Willy’s Mexican Grille chow in an eating area full of Storm Troopers
• Watching a storm trooper trying to buy sundries in the souvenir shop without removing their costume.
• Watching a storm trooper rip his helmet off in disgust and say to the security guard telling him to go to the other door: “Awwww, man!”
• Not being able to tell friend from foe from security guard because everybody looks evil and weapons-equipped
• That guy dressed as a robot with a cardboard codpiece made out of an Apple Macintosh box.

I like codpieces. They’re the best part of Ren Faires, which are otherwise typically hot, dusty, expensive and generally difficult, with often nightmarish traffic.

There’s a certain society in these Cons (at least this one) and it can be a little odd for people like me who feel sort of like outsiders. On the other hand, I saw a good deal of people doing Cosplay that wasn’t really true sci-fi or fantasy. There were Spartan cheerleaders, and I couldn’t count the number of “Clerks 2” work uniforms and Silent Bob wannabes. (Granted, there is a tiny bit of geekery present in these fandoms)

I think a funny storyline for a movie (of the cheesy romantic comedy sort) would be a person who tries to geek themself out to attract someone. I mean think about the humorous possibilities of Joe Cool…

[Pause to kill speedy roach intruder. Seriously.]

…trying to learn about D&D and putting on a fur suit at a convention. I think it would be totally sweet. Hell, I’m going to write it up.

It’s about time I got back to work on the Great American Novel. Until later, I bid you adieu. Anyway why am I dinking around on teh Internets at 3 a.m.? Shame on me.