TV Guide

01: ME ME ME ME It’s all about me channel	ME!
02: BREAKING NEWS OMG WTF	HOLY HELL WTF OMFG
04: N-SPAN	Politiks! W00t
05: All Lost, All the Time	We don’t show lost, but there are plenty of “lost” and “uncategorized” posts here.	0
07: Public Access	All about the things your government, I mean your 57channels, is doing for you. Rather, doing for itself. How confusing.
09: El Pollo Local	Not very “lo-cal,” but unapologetically local in that we make fun of the locals.	6
10: Rants Tomb	What’s buried in Rants Tomb? My frustrations and yours.	7
11: Citizen Kan	You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and goshdangit, people love your citizen-generated journalistic content. So go for it, oh great citizen. Fight the power.	1
13: The Department Store	Frequently used departments such as bulleted and numbered lists. Categorization of data for easy crunching.
17: Popcorn Smell Tantalizes You	Rated R for MUST RESIST POPCORN SMELL	1
21: Pest Control	Pests… a part of urban lifes.	7
23: The Food Network	Mmmmm. Food.	5
27: Litter Atcher	Litter atcher for yer pleasures, yep. Put on your beret and reading glasses and enjoy.
28: Work Hard 4 Da $	Gotta make that dough.	10
29: Weekends Ahoy	Stuff for your weekend. Stuff for your Life. Stuff for you.
30: Juicy Culture	Because “Couture” sounds funny.	15
32: That One Weird Channel	The channel that creeps you out with weird shite at 3 a.m. so you had better be careful about it.	19
34: Healthy Health Health	Keep your healths healthy. Power-ups located throughout this world.	5
36: The Internets Channel	All about the Webz you can has along with that cheezburger.
39: Technology, Dude	TOYS TOYS TOYS TOYS	10
40: Shake Your MoneyMaker	Shake it, sugar. Shake it.
42: Ultimate Answers	Stories about life, the meaning of life, the answers to great questions in life, and the great whatevers and evers amen that we address.	14
44: Blog Rollin’	Rollin’ on dubs?	0
45: Wildlife Eating Other Wildlife	Yo! Marty Stauffer! Look what’s on the Crock-a-dial!	0
47: Poetry Channel	Don’t even bother with this one.
51: Channel About Other Channels	Talkin’ about the media, baby.	4
53: Fashionista	Bet you didn’t think I wrote about fashion! You are so wrong, dear reader. So wrong.	3
54: Travel Oggs	Because I’m cooler than you and I get to TRAVEL hahahaha.	7
55: All Back to the Future, All the Time	This is all about flashing back and bending the temporal continuum to suit my own selfish needs.
56: Midnight Train in Georgia	Ridin’ the MARTA rails ‘n meetin’ creeps. Yeah baby.	13
57: Nicoleodeon	Kind of like the kid’s show, but maybe a little more like my brain.

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